Play a bronze Dwarf or Crownsplitter unit from your deck.
If you already control a Dwarf or Crownsplitter, also Spawn a Cleaver's Muscle on the allied Melee row.
Spawn: Add a card to the game.
Melee: This ability can only be used while on the melee row.
With both arms tied behind me back, recall ye said. So feel free to start kickin' me in the arse when the mood strikes ye.