Deploy: Consume an allied unit.
When you play a Deathwish unit on your Ranged row, Summon self from your graveyard to the same row, Consume it and gain Doomed.
Deploy: Trigger this ability when played.
Consume: Destroy a unit and boost self by its power. If target is in the graveyard, Banish it instead.
Deathwish: Trigger this ability when destroyed and moved from the battlefield to the graveyard. Note: Banished units are not sent to the graveyard.
Ranged: This ability can only be used while on the ranged row.
Summon: Move automatically to the battlefield (not considered played).
Doomed: Status that removes the card from the game after it leaves the battlefield.
Don't expect to end up like Sleeping Beauty once the Toad kisses you. Oh, no. You will swell rapidly into what can only be described as a pustulous, varicose grape, and this is before your pores begin to rupture and discharge the coalescent gravy that is your four humors.